Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
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Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
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trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
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