I wish I could teleport
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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