I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
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Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
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Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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