In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
We got so high we made milksteak
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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