Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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