No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
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