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say what?
wanna hang out?
Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
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Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
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Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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