quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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