Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
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Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
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i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
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