How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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