Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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