I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
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After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
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the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
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