Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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