help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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