is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
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I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
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I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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