dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
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pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you're hired as official boob wrangler
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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