I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
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I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
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I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
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