super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
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You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
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But break dance skills will only take you so far
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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