I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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