somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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