Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Randomize
