I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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