Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
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i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
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Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
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