DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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