is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
Randomize
