Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
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i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
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I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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