Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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