omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
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I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
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He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
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