Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
he's single and there are thong briefs.
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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