Why is it that every time I type the word "give" my phone spells out HIV?! You know how many people i've told I want to HIV them something!
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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