the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
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I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
So squirting runs in the family.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
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Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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