it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
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something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
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Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
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