Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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