what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
Your penis caused this!
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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