so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
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Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
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She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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