Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
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