he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Is it because I queefed?
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
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