like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
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She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
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I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.