I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
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her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
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She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!