And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
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