Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
Let's just say that in a last ditch effort to avoid getting arrested I said to the cop "but I'm not even that drunk" and he proceeded to point out (in front of a crowd) that I had "fucking pissed my pants"
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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