Got a toothbrush?
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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