yo i have your phone
... oh so you probably won't get this message
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
two words: eviction party
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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