is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
Randomize
