i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
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The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
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Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
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