Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
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