No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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