Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
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high people should be assigned attendants
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
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in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
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