Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
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im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
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Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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