i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
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I asked her politely not to touch my dick
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
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This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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