Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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