I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
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Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
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you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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