i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
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Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
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In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
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