Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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