Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
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