I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
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i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
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So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
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